Saturday, April 30, 2005
Kaal
I don't really need to tell you how bad it was, but since I have started I shall finish. A bunch of over ambitious young people and a "researcher" along with his wife, hit the Corbett National Park and some of them get themselves killed by - you wan't me spoil the fun (if at all that's possible)? Nah, actually that's probably the most funny part. But I will tell you this - there are precisely three tigers in the movie who appear for not more than five minutes. Imagine the movie now. Lara Dutta and Esha Deol have precious little other than tyring to look hot, scream and in general get scared frequently. The guys as usual have to be macho and fall "prey". Ajay Devgan drops in the odd mildly humourous one-liners here and there. Go for this utterly predictable and throughly un-enjoyable movie only if there's no electricity at home thanks to the MSEB, because the theatres generally at least have good air conditioning.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Sena-speak
In their mouthpiece Saamana, the ShivSena has come out with its take on the recent case of rape of a young girl by a drunk policeman in Mumbai. Now, as right bashing is the flavour of the season, there have been many an opinion expressed about how completely wrong the Sena is and so on. I grant that, true to their nature, the Sena has gone overboard by suggesting that the girl’s dress sense was directly responsible for the cop’s actions. Although anything coming from the Sena generally has to be filtered and tempered down anyway, the underlying social comment behind the article cannot and should not be simply disregarded. Flame me as you wish, but I cannot help but agree with the Sena that much of the ‘fashion’ that young
I am going to do some wishful thinking here by just imagining the situation reversed - there’s growing influence of Indian culture on the teen population in the West. For instance, girls are opting for totally indecent dresses like, salwar-kameez rather than low-waist tights, guys are boozing less, college drop out rates are at an all time low, pre marital sex and teenage pregnancy are on an alarming decline and so on. Most right wing political outfits and social groups view this as a direct attack on their culture and preach restraint to the youth, but are widely criticized for being too backward and restrictive….
Going by the general notions of freedom these days, wouldn’t that be such a pity for them?
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Asking all the right questions
Ravi: “Inzy, you are 3-2 up in the series, looking to wrap it up with a win
here?”
How do you answer that question with a straight face over all the din of laughter going on inside your head? Probably, a simple “Yes, Ravi” would carry the right punch without the need of being overly sarcastic. Seriously Ravi, you are wasting your time covering cricket. You would give the world’s best quizmaster a run for his money.
Passport to Bollywood
Monday, April 11, 2005
Another pointless exercise begins
Saturday, April 02, 2005
That kind of a day...
1. When you need a bank ATM the most, it won't be anywhere near.
2. When you do find your or another bank's ATM, it will be out of order.
3. If you do find a working ATM, it won't accept your card
4. While you roam around the city looking for these ATMs, you have to stop at every single traffic light
5. All this roaming will be under a blazing summer sun
6. All this will be in a race against time with work on the one hand and having to drop off a packet at the courier's place on the other.
7. When you reach the shop, its credit card machine will be out of order and you will have to hunt for an ATM again.
8. Somewhere in between 1 to 8 you have to code some really complex logic.