Friday, January 28, 2005

The Sweet Sound Of Silence

Silence is golden they say...a nice phrase to use once in a while, but even nicer when you actually get a real life feel of it. The other day I called up my bank for resolving some queries regarding my credit card. Banks (or their call centres, whatever) are flooded with calls, I know, but is it really necessary to hammer every waiting customer with the inanely stupid "Your call is important to us, please stay on the line" in a seemingly infinite loop, interspersed with the jingles from their currently running ads, which by the way, I have had enough of on TV already. Did you know, that you can be a "Smart Customer" if you can demonstrate the sublime skill of sending an SMS to the Bank's number and get your account status? WOW. Didn't know that smartness had gotten redefined lately. Heck, can't they just put on some nice gentle music? And then, suddenly, in the middle of all this soporific blabbering came a pause. Nothing... blankness, before it all started again. Silence had never been sweeter.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Going by the script

Few things in sport go according to plan and hardly any in tennis. Although this uncertainty adds its own special flavour to the game, the top four men's seeds making it to the semifinals at the Australian Open 2005 is a welcome anomaly. It makes for a great sporting weekend along with the ladies' singles finals, in this season otherwise dearth of any interesting sporting activity (sans an occasional exciting Eng-SA test match). The Formula 1 engines are cold, the Indian cricketers are cooling their heels and the Premier Hockey League has promised much more than it has managed to deliver so far. All this has whetted the avid sports fan's appetite for some high quality tennis in the coming days and there is no chance that this Aussie open is going to disappoint.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Monster Buses

About a third of last month's devastating Tsunami were children. The PMT seems to have taken upon itself the unenviable task of doing something similar to Pune's population. The shambolic bus fleet is claiming lives by the week, many of them teenagers, as another unfortunate girl fell prey to the monster last night :(. Our corporators could do better than launching stupid signature campaigns against the helmet rule and pay attention to immediate problems staring us in our faces. Alas, everyone seems to be in the mood to make a quick peek in the free publicity that is to be had. Perhaps its time we had a signature campaign against the PMT (lest the goverment is thinking of bringing in a compulsory body-armour regulation for riders to protect them from the killer buses).

Friday, January 21, 2005

Join the crowd...

There seems to have developed, in recent times, a certain LOTResque aura around two books in particular - The Fountainhead and Da Vinci Code. It's as if the world is divided into two types of people - the ones who have read them and those who are about to. Hmmm... perhaps I should cross the divide myself. The surprising thing is, The Fountainhead has been around for decades, but I wonder if it has managed such a cult following before. Da Vinci Code itself has its ever expanding group of dedicated fans. It's been months since I read a decent book and these (followed by Atlas Shrugged and Angels & Demons) look like good candidates to go in the books-to-read pipeline.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Comments please...

I am trying out Haloscan for commenting and trackback...can't get it to put existing comments in itself though. I know lots of people are using it...anybody has a suggestion? And for once, I am not going to take the efforts of Googling for the solution - its OK to be lazy sometimes :)

Thanks...

Thank you all, who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday (through all possible communication media, including BSNL , if it is actually that anymore), my 8,401st day in this world.

Friday, January 14, 2005

A chance to glow ...

Hey, the Premier Hockey League kicked off yesterday, and I have to say that this is the first time I have really taken an interest in the game. It seems to be a good initiative (finally!) from the IHF and let's hope it pays off like the Twenty20 Cup did for cricket in Britain. Cricket gets blamed for hogging all the limelight and the crowds, but then hockey hasn't had much to offer for a long time. Let's see if hockey can shine once again.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Tending towards the Right...

Its about 7:30 in the evening, a majority of the ever increasing horde of vehicles in the city descends upon the roads in an effort to reach wherever they wish to go, hoping for, but not necessarily expecting an enjoyable ride along the way. Everything is going fine until that blasted traffic signal decides its time to Give you Red (is A.Bachchan getting on other people's nerves as well? He is everywhere you see, but that's a good topic for another blog, perhaps). Anyway, so obviously the useless multi-colored devil isn't going to stop that brand new Wing Rider (yeah yeah, I know I watch TV too much) in his tracks, is it? He tries to sneak in behind that guy who also managed to just about sneak past that truck in the nick of time. By a stretch of his bad luck (the darned traffic coming from the other side or the evil looking policeman lurking in the corner) he has to actually stop at a traffic signal!. Damn. Fine, so he screeches to a halt a good couple of yards beyond the signal, challenging the rest of the traffic to find a way around him (of course...it was them who made him stop, right?) The traffic coming from behind slows down and you soon realize that for some people, driving on just the one side of that strange yellow line running down the road is simply too boring and that they need to sample that other 'right' side of the road so that they can make a quick getaway once the signal turns green (or maybe even a little earlier, say, when the digital down-counter has reached about 5?) Within no time, you have an entire bunch of eager riders on the whole other side of the road while there's acres of land on your's! . Wait... did I also see a couple of cars in there? Yeah, why not!.

It makes you wonder...what are you doing trying to follow all the traffic 'rules'. These people obviously seem to know what they are doing or why else would a whole group of sane looking people demonstrate a collective lack of common sense? Maybe they do it for convenience, maybe for an everybody-does-it attitude or because they have gotten just too used to it. It still doesn't help the worsening traffic situation in any which way. Take an example of a huge traffic jam that leaves a wake of at least a fraction of a mile behind it (the case in point being the atrocious NalStop square). It can only be magic, that going around the right creates enough space at the front, so that the jam breaks in a jiffy and the world is a happier place again. Although I have enjoyed the luxury of having an entire stretch of road on the left, left vacant, while all those magicians have been praticing their skills on the other side, I still shudder at the thought of a poor approaching ambulance or a hectic fire truck getting caught in between. Do we let those unfortunate souls they are tending to, suffer because we are arrogant enough to flay all norms?

All the McKinseys, Penalosas and SkyBuses that are being hailed as saviors, are going to be useless if the people don't want to improve themselves. Improvement, much like charity, begins at home. The questions is, are we willing to welcome it in our homes? Unless the answer to that is in the affirmative, I am afraid this city is always going to be Right.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Imitations are just not worth it...

Being the huge F.R.I.E.N.D.S fan that I am, I have even been following Hello Friends on Smile TV. I can't find words that can effectively convey my utter disappointment after watching the stuff being aired. The producers and script writers (do they exist?) of the show seem to have taken the easier way out by making a to-the-scene copy of the original show. Not only have they made a mess of it, they have imitated just about everything - characters, the set, the situations - you name it. It would have been much better to just dub the whole thing in Hindi, (not that I am a great fan of dubbed English films/sitcoms, for it definitely wouldn't have been worse than this!) but I don't think NBC is going to let go of its prized possession to Smile just yet.

Amongst the cast, the only person who can really pull off a 'Friend' is Cyrus, but even he seems to be going overboard with the whole thing. Had they just lifted the concept and put in situations and characters that relate to an Indian context, it would have been more appealing. Sadly, this is just bad wine in an exquisite old bottle.